Incantation to stop blood flow from the Kaleva Listen, O blood, instead of flowing Instead of pouring forth thy warm stream Stop, O blood, like a wall, stope like a hedge. Stop like a reef in the sea: like stiff sedge in the moss, like a boulder in the field, like the pine in the wood.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I could not help myself. This is the funniest crap I have heard in a long time ripped from Izzy's blog It is to stop your period from coming. Imagine like someone sitting on some mat chanting that, it is insanely stupid and humurous. This is what desperation due to OBS makes you do. Dont even ask me what in the world Kaleva is.
Today was the last day of school :D It was insanely fun. Everyone was slack. English we had to listen to the Mr Brown podcast about bakchor mee Answered a few questions and make up a skit about the social problems and bad habits of Singaporeans. I had Chloe, Beulah, Grace, Izzy and Jia in my group. We were totally slapstick. Kiasuism Grace and Jia (cars) crash into each other, the rest of us frantically copy down the number plates numbers. Me and chloe started arguing about which number is better to buy and ended with me not knowing what in the world I was talking about. Competitive Beu and Chloe are ahmahs at a market comparing tao geis. They compare which one is bigger or smaller or whiter and all that weird stuff. Bue finds a big fat juicy tao gei and stuffs it down her bra and challenges Chloe to try to steal it from her, in the process comparing whose is bigger and more real. Kiasu Me and Izzy are fighting over a seat in a hwaker center, walking around the seat in Kung fu style with some really bad sound effects. We did some stupid matrix thing and I put my tissue on the seat first and Izzy sat on my hand. So I paniced and fell on the floor trying very hard not to laugh. It is scary when Izzy suddenly sat on my hand. yes it was. We proceeded to fight who had more of a right to sit on the seat. Kiasi Buelah refused to board the bus 174 because in chinese it is yi qi si. Which means all die together. Wanna Be Me and Chloe were the judges for Singapore Idol Izzy (in a overly chirpy voice): Hello my name is Isabel. Middle name Britney followed with a very funny rendition of Oops you did it again. And when she sang the part "I think I am in love" she proceeded to like stroke my arm. My fear at that time was pure fear. I was not acting. But it was HILARIOUS. Jia: Yoyo! I am 1 Dollar and my idol is 50 cents Starts rapping the cool poh piah rap By this time I was in laughing my head off Beulah was some cheap imitation of the black eye peas and she did Lets get it started so she did the running, running part and before she could continue she collapsed from exhuastion. By this time I was laughing non-stop and feeling really tired. All our jokes were so stupid. But I wished they taped us, it seems funnier when you watch us. I only seem to blog when there is something stupid/funny that happens in the day. Oh and Becksie group did something really really funny. The police caught Innocent becksie Jo: put up your hands Becksie: (raises hands) Jo: ON YOUR KNEES Becksie: (puts hands on her knees) And they repeated this a few times. It was seriously funny. Stayed back after school for awhile to wait for the rain to pass, in the end I started talking to Beu and Adele about some really Interesting stuff. We had like so much complaints it was interesting.